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The Orange Kazoo : 11/07/2004 - 11/14/2004

Thursday, November 11, 2004

 

TV, I love thee...

This is a TV update because I haven't talked about television in a long time, and since pop culture is my life and my purpose, I must deliver.
Surreal Life....I'll miss you so much. I love everyone...Charo (my favorite), Brigitte, Flavor, Jordan,Dave...wait, I'm sorry. I forgot that I hate that bitch on wheels, Ryan Starr. Anyone else want her wiped off the planet? But anyway, I recently found out that Brigitte and Flav are still together and are coming out with a VH1 reality show called "Strange Love." I will watch. I will be addicted. I will love it so much I will become pregnant.
"Desperate Housewives"....what a yummy hour of unrealistic drama and romping! I love Bree more than I love my uterus and I can't wait until she discovers her husband is gay! Oh, the drama will unfold, unravel, un-everything.
Battle of the Sexes...hmmm.....I'm not impressed. Not even with Coral...yes, I know. It is a sad day.
Well, it's raining here in beautiful San Francisco, therefore the streets smell of urine and Indonesian food. And let me tell you, folks, that is quite the concoction.

It's Veteran's Day so I have no class. I decided that it's the perfect time to do my laundry. I've only done it three times since I left home over three months ago, and so I guess it's a little past due.
Well..that's a wrap, I guess.

Monday, November 08, 2004

 

We've done it now...

Oh my God. Our lives are over. Half of this country elected that asshole into office again....I can't believe it...I don't understand...what? Why? How come? Why come? I just don't get it.
But fear not, my friends. We will fight, we will uprise, and we will be victorious. Because Jill is starting the revolution and it WILL be televised. So here's the plan, we MUST get rid of Republicans...we MUST!
1. We take away their KFC!
2. We take away their Montel Williams Show
3. We take away their Casual Corner
4. We take away their TBS
5. We take away their Toby Keith
6. We take away their re-runs of "Cheaters"
7. We take away their O'Reilly Factor
8. We take away their Winnie the Pooh sweatshirts...
That's all it's gonna take, pals, and we've got it won!
Jeez...I don't what to say. We're screwed...but here's one uplifting thought in a sea of negativity-No wait....there's nothing.

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