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Monday, December 13, 2004


Merry Freakin' Christmas!

Well...there's a lot that I COULD say, but I don't really have the time right now and I've decided to put this blog on hold until I come back to San Fran after Christmas Break. I'll be back in Auburn this Saturday and I'm sure I'll be waaaaay too busy to post then because Auburn is such a happenin' place. So, Merry Christmas to all and to all a good drunken New Year's!

i hate you, going home before me.
i'm hurt that you didn't feel the need to post about your amazing birthday suprise dinner.
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